A University of Hertfordshire study in 2002 set out to find the world’s funniest joke. It was extensively researched and determined to be as follows:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
Wasn’t that funny? Wasn’t that hilarious? Isn’t that like, the BEST joke you’ve ever heard?
Hmm. I didn’t think so either.
Maybe you’re just better off reading the week’s news in review.
Free iPad to the right Matchmaker, or Mr. Right
White iPod touch parts leaked: 5G iPod touch?
Giveaway Reminder: Four MiPow Power Tube 2200s up for grabs!
Nokia C3-01.5: 1GHz S40 touch and type handset leaked
Smart exclusives: HTC Android Gingerbread phones with Unlimited Data
Globe BlackBerry Playbook promo: Free BlackBerry Playbook+BlackBerry smartphone
Facebook Scam: [Video] OSLO Security Camera Captures Blast!
Windows Marketplace now available in 19 new countries, Philippines included?
Things you would have learned from last week’s Mobile Monday…
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Facebook iPad app screenshots surface
Apple rolls out new iPad 2 TV ad: We’ll Always
The Amazing Spider-Man teaser trailer hits the web
MiPow Power Tube 2200: Congratulations to our four winners!
5G iPod touch with 3G connectivity confirmed by iOS 5 beta
New Apple MacBook Air coming to the Philippines on July 29, 2011!
CD-R King 72-LED lamp: Worst. Product. Ever.
Apple Mac OS X 10.6.8 Supplemental Update released
iOS 4.3.5 rolls out, Patches yet another Security threat
Cherry Mobile Android Installment Madness: Android devices at 0% installment
Sandisk Memory Cards: We’re giving away four!
Sale Alert! 750 GB and 1 TB portable drives on sale at the Western Digital Concept store
BlackBerry Torch 2, Touch 9860 press photos leak out
Belkin TuneBase FM: The perfect iPhone accessory for those driving
Alternative Lens Cap for the Panasonic Lumix LX5
Apple issues Seagate 1TB Hard Drive Replacement Program for iMac
Smart expands ‘HelLow’ IDD coverage, Adds France, Indonesia, Kuwait, Spain
Technoodling reviews the Acer Iconia Tab A500: A good first effort
Samsung Galaxy S2 hits the 5 Million mark
Sony Ericsson Xperia X10 Gingerbread update now Available
Apple 15-inch MacBook Air next in line? Or is it the Air-thin 15-inch MacBook Pro?
Sony Philippines The Great VAIO S-Cape promo: Update Mechanics
Smart Always On data plans: The right amount of Data for your budget
iStand portable iPad stand review: Excellent form and function in a nostalgic design
Facebook v2.0 for BlackBerry smartphones, BlackBerry Playbook now Available
Hands On Review: Spotify Premium music subscription service
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